Hi Kyle Pietschmann,
thanks for sharing your experience. Problem for us is, that application triggered in-memory LINQ implementations cannot be detected via our runtime. However, the upcoming Q2 2011 release will contain much improved diagnostic facilities, and analyzing the runtime behavior manually becomes much more easy.
All the best,
the Telerik team
Q1’11 SP1 of Telerik OpenAccess is available for download
; also available is the Q2'11 Roadmap
for Telerik OpenAccess ORM.